Ballhair

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Hair that grows on ones balls.

Hey man what are you doing?

Oh nothing just shaving my ballhair.

Ballhair by mikebjammin December 2, 2010

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Ballhair

A word made popular by the movie deuce bigalow male gigalo, because of a woman with tourettes. Also the hair on a males testes.

Ballhair by D.C. July 23, 2003

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Ballhair

a word used to scream out at people

Julie likes to drive down the road screaming BALLHAIR

Ballhair by Bobby Ballhaire June 25, 2003

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Ballhair Cocktail

when you put ball hairs in someone's drink before they drink it

Sprinkle! Sprinkle! Ballhair Cocktail.

Ballhair Cocktail by noel_doubt February 10, 2009

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Nae nae Ballhair

Nae nae Ballhair is when your ball hair is so long your fingers get stuck in it

Jared: My Ballhair is so long that when I was jerking off my fingers got stuck

Bash: that’s called nae nae Ballhair my dude

Nae nae Ballhair by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

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ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.

ball hair by bigminus March 27, 2009

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PP BALL HAIR

PP BALL HAIR is not actually what u think it is not hair on the outside of Ur Wang but it is hair in the lungs of your penis

her pp ball hair was smelly

PP BALL HAIR by chodeladon mcquanka January 7, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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