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A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.
Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

ball sack fart 

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
ball sack fart by Schmendt November 17, 2013

ball sack vinegar 

the musky liquid that forms around the testicles on a hot day.
mowing the lawn on a hot day in Houston produces ample amounts of ball sack vinegar!

ball-sacking 

the act of hanging your ball sack outside the front of your pants without pulling out the penis in a public place
I feel like ball-sacking today, but it's too cold.

Ball Sack Road Rash 

when you fall out of a car, bike, etc., and scrape your balls on the floor
Man we were going 80 and i fell out of the car. Got some major ball sack road rash you gotta see.

tickling my ball sack 

when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out
dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack