a straight guy, (who has not come out of the closet yet), that has a secret obsession for daytime soaps.
Robert rushes home from class every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, The Bold and the Beautiful...."I will just die if I can't see Deacon today, I will just die!!!!"
by tuna&shitbird January 09, 2005
Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.
by tuna&shitbird January 09, 2005