Definitions by tuna&shitbird
The Baldwini
a straight guy, (who has not come out of the closet yet), that has a secret obsession for daytime soaps.
Robert rushes home from class every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, The Bold and the Beautiful...."I will just die if I can't see Deacon today, I will just die!!!!"
The Baldwini by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005
Tuna Helper
Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.
Tuna Helper by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005