Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

Baldwining by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

Baldwinito 

The offspring of delusional parents who pretend they and their children are of a certain nationality; especially in the context of those who pretend to be Hispanic / Spanish.

It’s Cinco De Mayo, parents: “Baldwinitos come have some, how do you say in English, cucumber sandwiches.”

Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”

Baldwinito by RillyNice November 27, 2021

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Alec Baldwinning someone

To Alec Baldwin someone is to accidentially shoot someone in the face due to bad gun and/or trigger mangement.

Last night Wayne went to the gun-range. He showed no respect for trigger management and might end up alec baldwinning someone.

Alec Baldwinning someone by wannie87 February 2, 2022

The Baldwini 

a straight guy, (who has not come out of the closet yet), that has a secret obsession for daytime soaps.

Robert rushes home from class every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, The Bold and the Beautiful...."I will just die if I can't see Deacon today, I will just die!!!!"

The Baldwini by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

baldwinned 

The act of getting caught in a conversation for an hour regardless of your will to participate or level of interest

Paul ' Mike's been missing for ages '
Charlie ' Yeah, he must have gotten Baldwinned in the Warehouse'

baldwinned by dogs bolax September 22, 2014

baldwinize 

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).

"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."

baldwinize by barry b November 1, 2021