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Baldsome Beauty 

A person that has no hair, but is still very attractive. It is mostly men that are baldsome beauties, but really, it's any gender/identity. Anyone can be a baldsome beauty! You just have to have no hair.
That guy in the supermarket earlier truly was a baldsome beauty. I wonder if I'll ever meet him again...

We have that bald bastard over there, and then the chad himself, the baldsome beauty.

bandsomes 

The baddest gays on discord try them and they will pop you try it bitch
OMGGGG THE BANDSOMES
bandsomes by 12234_Destiny April 1, 2020

Bandsomes 

Clan full of gays/girls who pack people (full of bad bitches) , they will pop you if you try to get slick with them
Example 1:
bandsome enters server
Packer 1: Ew a bandsome
Packer 2 : Its a tranny!
bandsome: get in call bitch imma show you who you messing with
Example 2 :
Person 1 : Wtf is a bandsome it sounds dumb
Person 2 : You dont know what a bandsome is ?
Packer : iTs fUlL oF tRaNNyS
Person 1: Hell nah
Person 2 : Trust me do not come for them they are loud packers and they do not come to play when it comes to packing.
**bandsomes enter server** Omg is that the bandsomes? Who are they here to pack , uh oh they up to no good.
Bandsomes by Selena121 April 27, 2020
He is known as the guy you call whenever you feel down or just need someone to talk to, he will make you laugh and he can easily put a big smile on your face. He knows how to keep up a conversation, is funny, great personality, has beautiful eyes, and a great body. He has style but only shows it when he goes out because he likes to impress. He knows how to dance so it would be best to let him lead. He is great with the ladies but when it comes to relationships he is commited. He is a great boyfriend and will treat his girlfriend with such respect as if she were his queen by complimenting her and meaning every word. When it comes to being a freak he is one but doesnt show it from that innocent face of his, so he is best known as a closet freak. He is very smart but doesnt know what he wants to be in life yet.., but when it comes down to it he will become someone very successful.
Baldomero has is "IT" all...
Goshh my boyfriend is such a Baldomero.
Baldomero by girlii101 January 1, 2012

Bandsome 

the best discord bitches and packers Periodt.
bandsomes best packers on discord
Bandsome by AriannaVasquez772 April 28, 2020

Bandsome 

good-looking & has money / Flexing & Flashing
Gotti So Bandsome.
He a bandsome young man.
Bandsome by BYN23 October 7, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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