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Awesome, with a penis related meaning as well; therefore, interpreting that it is the best thing ever. Never use it in a context suggesting "good" things, because it is only meant for overly extravagant, amazing things that can only be described as..ballsome.

Jodi: "So Amanda, how was your day?"
Amanda- "Well Jodi, for breakfast I had an ice cream sundae, while accompanied with a huge stack of cash, not to mention a new Bently sitting in my driveway, of my mansion, so when I got inside of my car, Lil' Wayne was in the passenger seat, with more money for me, saying he would be my baby daddy. I was overwhelmed, so we flew to New York City and went shopping. By the way, my birthday isn't til Tuesday..."
Jodi- "No way! You had an ice cream sundae for breakfast?!?! Your life is BALLSOME!!!"

ballsome by Aim&Jo February 6, 2010

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ballsome

When two guys and a girl are going to have a threesome but the girl does not show up so they go on without her

Guy #1: Hey where is Becca?
Guy #2: I don't know... maybe she's not coming.
Guy #1: That sucks but we could always have a ballsome.
Guy #2: Alright!

ballsome by hush puppies September 6, 2009

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Related Words

ballsome • Baldsome Beauty • Balldome • Ballometer • ballsmeupbeforeyougogo • Ballsover • balls over my head • Ball Smell • Ball shmear • balls me

Ballsover

when getting your balls sucked feels so good that your knees buckle and you fall over

youre sucking my balls so good im about to ballsover

Ballsover by W. Haven is the shit June 17, 2010

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Ballsmell

Scent of your testicular nutsack

Eww you sniff your ballsmell

Ballsmell by Joemama420lol December 10, 2019

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Balldome

The swelling of the testicular region, especially after a swift kick or attack with a blunt object.

D-Doggy: How bad is it, Doctor?

Doctor: Well, you have a balldome the size of a pineapple. I'm afraid we'll have to amputate.

Balldome by The Great Racismo August 28, 2004

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ball some

to ask someone for something in a stupid way

bob: what are you eating
angie: pringles
bob:ball some
angie: you're stupid

ball some by kk cul story November 9, 2012

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Ballometer

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

Ballometer by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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