Baldr

Not only a Norse God, but also a slang word for Pwnage used on BYOND games.

Dude that icon is totally baldr.

Wow dude, that kill was on the edge of being so baldr!

by DarkBelthazor June 15, 2007

Baldr

The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.

Baldr: Fuck you Loki
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.

by Generic_Name idk March 5, 2022

Harald Baldr

Harald Baldr is a famous youtube personality, world-renowned as the muffsiah. Known across the globe under different names (including Heraldo Baldieri, Berald, Hertald, Herald and Harold), he is a man who excels in different aspects of life and also developed several skills over the years, including:

- banning idiots and/or people who come from India
- deadlifting right after eating the world's worst pizza
- driving a hard bargain
- herting people's feeling
- investigating

He is also:

Friend of dog
God of pig
Lover of pussycat
Keeper of Jeff
Slayer of muff

Harald is also a singer, in 2019 he released his first single "It's Raining Muff" which sold over 1 million copies.

Benjamin: "oh man, that Russian muff was quite tasty. I bet Mr. Harald Baldr would approve"

Tim K: "make Harald great again"

by Burundi November 26, 2019

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

bald freddy

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.

"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"

by intrxpide July 7, 2021

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018