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Baldphobic: A term used by people of a follically challenged nature, to dismiss and discredit anyone or anything that they feel, inconveniences their lives or discriminates against their lack of wavy locks.

One friend to another...... "Hey, Slaphead! Are you coming for a drink? " Friend: "You cannot say that! That's Baldphobic....which is a hate crime'

baldphobic by 0ala 3go May 23, 2022

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Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

Baldaphobic by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

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Babyphobic

An intense hatred of babies

Scott: Why can't babies jump?
Minus: Because they're inferior. That's why.
Scott: I'm babyphobic.

Babyphobic by m'they'dy January 4, 2021

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Baldiphobic

Baldiphobic, also known as baldiphobia, is the hatred/fear of people without hair; bald people. Baldiphobic people do not like the sight of shaved heads.

Ewww! Bald person! I think I might be baldiphobic, I can't stand them!

Baldiphobic by youdonotknowwhoiamhaha July 1, 2021

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Baldphobia

It's when you hate bald people and are somewhat scared of them

Kid 1:Hey! Omg ur bald thats so gay!
Kid2:ewwwwww omg baldphobia
....

Kid3: I may be bald but at least i have a dad

Baldphobia by ligmaballz25 January 9, 2023

Ballsphobic

A person scared of one part male's genitals, the balls.

We cannot have sex because of am "ballsphobic"

Ballsphobic by wrestling.debates December 23, 2021

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babaphobic

a phobia of the word babe/baby

alisha: sophia baby ❤️

sophia: omg im babaphobic!

babaphobic by babesfordays123 June 23, 2022

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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