A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.

Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”

Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”

Bradyphobia by oceanman4343 February 7, 2021

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Barophobia

The fear of gravity.

You'd be screwed if you had that.

Barophobia by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

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Bambiphobia

Fear of being eaten by a wild bambi.

I have bambiphobia, I don't want bambi to see me.

Bambiphobia by heyyou77! April 15, 2017

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Banphobia

When your afraid to be banned on your favourite game or social media (an example of a game: fortnite, Roblox, call of duty, YouTube, Facebook, instergram and ect)

You’ve been banned for being inappropriate

“Alright I’ll just make a new acc” said John

We’ve seen a banned IP address when you were trying to sign in

“Oh dang” said John

At Toby’s house

“I’ll delete this post it seems inappropriate and plus I don’t want to be banned” said Toby as he deleted the post

“After all I’ve done I’m still scared of being banned” said Toby

You’re acc has been banned for inappropriate behaviour if this is incorrect please inform us

“AHHHHHHHH!” screamed Toby

“Huh I guess I really do have banphobia” said Toby

Banphobia by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

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