Baldinger 

The extreme hottness that a naked woman gives off.

Did you see that naked chick? I was taking in all her Baldinger

Baldinger by joeylasik June 20, 2011

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator

"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023

Ballingeric 

Something done in a well thought out manner and at the same time aesthetically pleasing.

Bruce Lee's movie fights were done in a ballingeric manner

Ballingeric by BBFT April 14, 2015

Baldifier 

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

Baldifier by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

Colleen Ballinger 

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.

Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."

Colleen Ballinger by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023

Colleen Ballinger 

Child abusing youtuber who is Supposedly not a groomer, just a loser

Colleen Ballinger : I am not a Groomer, Just a Loser
A: Damn bitch shut the fuck up

Colleen Ballinger by Cestrum August 6, 2023

baldifier 

A low-tier bed wars player. Gets boosted hard by Cund and is hated by the whole bed wars community. Also is a hardcore edater.

This one time I saw a Baldifier in bed wars. Absolutely vile.

baldifier by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021