The master of authority. A hand that doesn’t just guide but rules. Someone who demands respect, enforces order, and exerts full power. Not a passive leader, but the one who moves the board, controls the game, and sets the terms. In the world of influence, the boss is One and Only Balastic.
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Elias: yo jasper, do you believe in the Anselmian formulation of the ontological argument?
Jasper: no, it seems flawe
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Jasper: no, it seems flawe
Jasper: d
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by David Hume January 5, 2008
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by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009
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when your balls stick to your leg especially on those hot summer days. Also could happen when you get sweaty.
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