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When a person has so much fat on their back, it looks like they have boobs on their back.
"DAYUM!" Look at that Maggie chick's bakoobs.
"SHIT SON!"
bakoobs by PoonN'Cooch January 6, 2008
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Bakoof • baloofa • Badoof • Baloof • Baboof • Baboofa • baboofin • badoofer • badoofy • Bahoofie
An nyc term that originated in the trenches of park slope, that means "goofy" "mook" and "mickey"
this kid willa movin mad badoofy broo wtmm
badoofy by badoofer schizo gang March 4, 2022

baloofeeus 

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"
That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.
baloofeeus by anjosea July 20, 2009
"I got me some big baloofas!"
baloofa by deadbeatdad#3 January 25, 2019
it izz what it izz
anix made this in he video “i built a yacht in bloxburg” so subscribe to him! bakoot is a lovely word.
bakoot by Julxox May 29, 2020
Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.
Let's play Baloof until they get here.
Baloof by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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