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Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.
Let's play Baloof until they get here.
Baloof by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008
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Appears intimidating yet is simply a silly hairbraned goofy pacifier.
That barking dog is just a big baloof .
Baloof by Sunshinee July 14, 2018
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bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.
Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!
bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Baloon Knot 

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.
Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.
Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
An nyc term that originated in the trenches of park slope, that means "goofy" "mook" and "mickey"
this kid willa movin mad badoofy broo wtmm
badoofy by badoofer schizo gang March 4, 2022

bloof toof 

Ebonics for blue tooth.
bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007
a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'
"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)
bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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