Baloof

Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.

Let's play Baloof until they get here.

by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008

Baloof

Appears intimidating yet is simply a silly hairbraned goofy pacifier.

That barking dog is just a big baloof .

by Sunshinee July 14, 2018

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

badoofy

An nyc term that originated in the trenches of park slope, that means "goofy" "mook" and "mickey"

this kid willa movin mad badoofy broo wtmm

by badoofer schizo gang March 4, 2022

bloof toof

Ebonics for blue tooth.

Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!

by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007

bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009