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baloofa by deadbeatdad#3 January 25, 2019

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.
A baboonaphile by Anonymous July 11, 2003

A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons
Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

baboopability 

The ability to fast-forward your Tivo, after enough buffer has built up, in order to get past the commercials. "Ba-boop" refers to the sound made by the fast-forward function on the the Tivo.
If I have to endure one more of these caveman commercials, I'm going to pluck out my own eyeballs and jam ice picks in my ears. Does your Tivo have baboopability?
baboopability by ckdexterhaven April 25, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners
A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"
To describe something disgusting or repulsive. Something that is beyond the word "ew" or "gross".
-Mari: "Ohmaga that guy is sooo hot!"
-Gabi:"EW no he is baboof!"
Baboof by djmarz April 5, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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