someone who whenever he/she takes a shower does his loofa consequently making it like a yellow oreo white on the inside yellow on the inside (if it is a female, she has a penis)

Hey John, I heard Kenny is a baloofa!

baloofa by Daniel August 13, 2004

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baloofeeus

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"

That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.

baloofeeus by anjosea July 20, 2009

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Baloof

Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.

Let's play Baloof until they get here.

Baloof by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008

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Baloobas

To get Baloobas. Derived from Ireland, where Balooba is a thick eejit. To get baloobas or to go baloobas, is a set of behaviour occurring when a person has a consumed a large amount of drink or drugs and behaves wildly, erratically, but all the while having fun

I went to the Big Chill festival, and went completely Baloobas

Baloobas by shenaniganz00 August 18, 2006

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baloogas

A womans breast

Wow you have got big baloogas

baloogas by Bob Monkeyhouse June 24, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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