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"I got me some big baloofas!"
baloofa by deadbeatdad#3 January 25, 2019
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Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.
Damn the lady on that mobility scooter has a baloofa if I’ve ever seen one!
Baloofa by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022
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someone who whenever he/she takes a shower does his loofa consequently making it like a yellow oreo white on the inside yellow on the inside (if it is a female, she has a penis)
Hey John, I heard Kenny is a baloofa!
baloofa by Daniel August 13, 2004

baloofeeus 

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"
That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.
baloofeeus by anjosea July 20, 2009
Baloof is a sport in which 2 players, each weilding a Fisher Price plastic golf club, attempt to hit a balloon into the other player's area. The game was invented in the basement of a house in New Rochelle, NY by Michael Simon and Ari Aranda. The first game of baloof was played on April 11th, 1993 between Simon and Aranda, a game that would have enormous implications around the seder table. It is not known when the final game of baloof was played, though no one has heard of an official game being played in over 10 years.
Let's play Baloof until they get here.
Baloof by Michael Simon & Ari Aranda December 15, 2008

Baloobas 

To get Baloobas. Derived from Ireland, where Balooba is a thick eejit. To get baloobas or to go baloobas, is a set of behaviour occurring when a person has a consumed a large amount of drink or drugs and behaves wildly, erratically, but all the while having fun
I went to the Big Chill festival, and went completely Baloobas
Baloobas by shenaniganz00 August 18, 2006

baloogas 

Wow you have got big baloogas
baloogas by Bob Monkeyhouse June 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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