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Shit Bakehouse 

Construction term for rancid, shit filled portable toilet on a hot construction job site. Also referred to as a Turd Cooker.
Stan was hungover from weekend partying. He had no choice but to pop a squat and drop a greasy shit on Monday in the job site's Shit Bakehouse.

boston bakehouse

The delicate act of one American citizen shitting into another's mouth via the hole in a donut. The donut must then be devoured
Sam was hungry but only had one donut in his lunch box so he asked Michael to give him a boston bakehouse before eating the donut.
boston bakehouse by DoctorZig May 11, 2014

babyhouse 

A person, place, or situation that is completely out of control; a dumpster-fire.
Have you seen Elise since she fell down those stairs at Bennigan's? She also crashed her Rav4 into an Orange Theory...She's a real babyhouse.
babyhouse by Senor Sabado October 4, 2019

Backhouse 

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.
Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"
Backhouse by kjahfkjsagf October 14, 2022

barnhouse 

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse
Quit being a fucking barnhouse.
barnhouse by Jaleo October 20, 2008

bonehouse 

1. A sexual act performed be penetrating any and all holes of the head.

2. The title of adam and jacob's dorm room
1. I can't believe what a freak i found last night. She begged for the bonehouse until i tore her retina.

2. After a long night of postgaming, i woke up in the bonehouse.

3. the bonehouse is so messy, all they ever do is play super smash bros.
bonehouse by moshea nosha April 7, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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