Bagutted

When someone guts you with a Baguette.

"Aah, I just got Bagutted."

by Bob isn't real July 8, 2021

baguetted

To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).

I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.

by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008

Baguetted

When you are baguetted

Dont be baguetted

by Baguetted Noodle June 21, 2018

spaghet le bagutte

The art of shoving your big wheaty cock in her wet warm sauce

Guy1: Lol
Guy2: oh no what did you do?
Guy1: spaghet le bagutte
Guy2: *vomits inside mouth*

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

Je Baguetted

When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.

LOL madame got Je baguetted

by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

baguetted

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them

kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

by informative definition person December 14, 2021

Baguetted

If somebody baguettes you, it could mean:
- You have a small penis
- They have a major crush on you
Or

- They are challenging you to a spelling bee

It is your job to figure it out correctly, have fun!

You’ve been baguetted

by Tommymilfhunter42069 November 12, 2023