baguetted

To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).

I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.

by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008

Baguetted

When you are baguetted

Dont be baguetted

by Baguetted Noodle June 21, 2018

baguetted

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them

kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

by informative definition person December 14, 2021

Baguetted

If somebody baguettes you, it could mean:
- You have a small penis
- They have a major crush on you
Or

- They are challenging you to a spelling bee

It is your job to figure it out correctly, have fun!

You’ve been baguetted

by Tommymilfhunter42069 November 12, 2023

Je Baguetted

When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.

LOL madame got Je baguetted

by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Buguette

A specific term for software/video game that is buggy and/or unstable and in coincidence also french.

Person 1: God dammit, UBI servers are down again
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1

by Gottchabeach April 19, 2023