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Baguetted 

When you are baguetted
Dont be baguetted
Baguetted by Baguetted Noodle June 21, 2018

baguetted 

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them
kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

Baguetted 

If somebody baguettes you, it could mean:
- You have a small penis
- They have a major crush on you
Or

- They are challenging you to a spelling bee

It is your job to figure it out correctly, have fun!
You’ve been baguetted
Baguetted by Tommymilfhunter42069 November 12, 2023

Je Baguetted

When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.
Je Baguetted by getbullied69 June 30, 2020
An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020
A specific term for software/video game that is buggy and/or unstable and in coincidence also french.
Person 1: God dammit, UBI servers are down again
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1
Buguette by Gottchabeach April 19, 2023
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