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baguetted 

To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).
I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.
baguetted by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Baguetted 

When you are baguetted
Dont be baguetted
Baguetted by Baguetted Noodle June 21, 2018

baguetted 

1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them
kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”

Baguetted 

If somebody baguettes you, it could mean:
- You have a small penis
- They have a major crush on you
Or

- They are challenging you to a spelling bee

It is your job to figure it out correctly, have fun!
You’ve been baguetted
Baguetted by Tommymilfhunter42069 November 12, 2023

Je Baguetted

When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.
LOL madame got Je baguetted
Je Baguetted by getbullied69 June 30, 2020
An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020
A specific term for software/video game that is buggy and/or unstable and in coincidence also french.
Person 1: God dammit, UBI servers are down again
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1
Buguette by Gottchabeach April 19, 2023
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