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bagel badger 

a person who very strange or stupid
Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal
bagel badger by pooppopo October 20, 2009
A title given to the relationship between the character Buffy on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and Angel on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and "Angel: The Series."
Person 1: I loved him and he loved me...but we could never be together.

Person 2: How Bangel!
bangel by Abby July 1, 2004
Women over the age of sixty.

An old lady that is not attractive yet is seeking a younger man.
Worst comes to the worst, i will bang that bager by the bar.

That bager wants my balls.
bager by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010
Short for calling someone or something a "Beautiful Angel"
Shawn: Hey, do you see that woman by the lake? She is beautiful!
Jack: Yeah, she looks like an angel.
Shawn: Bro, she is a bangel!
Bangel by oconnorsurf September 19, 2016
Some of the most credible people in the world. They reside in Darien, CT and love to lavish themselves and those around them. Though not always true, they are almost always the richest, high-society folks who own more than one house, some boats, mansions, expensive cars and other luxuries. Those who don't live in Darien tend to be wildly jealous. Teens in Darien tend to spend their free time shopping for $200 jeans and drinking. Adults spend their time working, finding more houses and trying to figure out how to be better than everyone else. Darien is one of the richest towns in the United States. It rivals in sports with New Canaan, CT, which is equally as rich but not nearly as competant in sports or academics. Many celebrities are d-bagers, they reside in Darien.
Hey look, it's a really rich guy with 7 houses!
He must live in Darien!
Oh...he's a D-Bager-i love those guys!
Yea, me too they're like 100 times better than new canaan. Everyone hates new canaan!
D-Bager by iAmADbager March 10, 2005

bager jomb 

The inverse of a Jager Bomb. Instead of a glass of redbull with a shot of Jager, a bager jomb consists of a glass of Jager and a shot of redbull.
My homie took a bager jomb and bit a chunk out of our boys shoulder.”
bager jomb by Potatosalad32 May 6, 2021