Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked

Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard

by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010

Battlefuck

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.

Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!

by Whirlingd November 3, 2011

banglefucking

When you have sex in stange places.

Joe:I fucked a chick on a play ground.

Devin:You sure like banglefucking.

by Joe July 19, 2004

Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.

Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.

by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007

bufflefuck

When one fucks in a buffle box, it’s a bufflefuck.

Peggy got pounded by Pumba in a bufflefuck.

by Bailey Ruth January 23, 2019

Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020