The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

Battlefuck promotion by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

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battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.

Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.

battlefucked by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007

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bufflefuck

When one fucks in a buffle box, it’s a bufflefuck.

Peggy got pounded by Pumba in a bufflefuck.

bufflefuck by Bailey Ruth January 23, 2019

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Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

Bafflefullness by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

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