stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?
person: no who is he ?
stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles
person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
person: no who is he ?
stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles
person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
by the_real_ash1093 June 6, 2018
1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 8, 2008
One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
by Jay Rome the god November 20, 2017