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Baelo a short version for Bae elo is combining the word bae for babe or lover and the word elo that is most commonly used in video games as a rank you get for winning you obtain the elo in games if you win and you lose elo if you lose if you win against higher elo players you are getting more elo and if you lose against players with lower elo than you you lose a lot if elo this is called elo extraction.
You obtain baelo by spending time with the girl and buy her shit and take her to places and ur elo goes up a lot
and once ur elo is high enough you get to do the dirty
Nick: I gave my gf some expensive shit do my elo should go up.

Ethan: Nice, does that mean you are getting a good succ soon?

Nick: Not yet i lost some elo for cumming to quick. I should be good tho i got high base elo.

Definition: baelo is a point system where you fo stuff for you gf when your baelo gets high enough you can get to suck on some tits or other sexual inter course
Baelo by Keverboy3003 January 8, 2017
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Hakos Baelz 

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes
Hakos Baelz by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021
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1. She knows I like her but she kissed that guy in front of me, what a baeotch!

2. shes hot but she acts like a baeotch.
Baeotch by Anulll April 18, 2015

Baetoria 

a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤
Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.

Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.

Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.
Baetoria by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017
An ugly girl with low self-esteem

A stupid Girl

A three Legged Dog
Yooo... Dave was wassssted last night...he brought home a baego
Baego by Anthony BX March 9, 2005

Baepolar 

(Or polar bae) when bae is mad or sad. A play on words originating from the word bipolar.
Baepolar by zxidy February 1, 2020
pronounced "bay-hoe," it is a knob, a tosser, but more formally a bi-sexual prostitute.
We were going to invite Steve into our fantasy football league, but everyone said he was a baehoe. Screw that guy.
baehoe by S. Brosius September 16, 2010