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Baego by Anthony BX March 9, 2005
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Shat Baggot
The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.
'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'
The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.
'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'
The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.
Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.
Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)
Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)
Shat Baggot by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 April 10, 2017
Baeotch
When bae is being a bitch
Baengover
After leaving bae at the airport I am experiencing the worst baengover.
Can we have a girls night to get me over this baengover.
Leaving bae at school gives me the worst morning baengover.
Not seeing bae in so long is giving me a baengover.
Can we have a girls night to get me over this baengover.
Leaving bae at school gives me the worst morning baengover.
Not seeing bae in so long is giving me a baengover.
Baetoria
a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤
Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.
Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.
Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.
Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.
Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.
Baetoria by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017