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The most high ranking demon in hell. Satan and Lucifer come after him. 1st and foremost ruler of hell. Commands all legions.
bael speaks and all of hell come to his command
Bael by Capt Pino November 27, 2007
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The king of demons and one of the oldest and most powerful of the demon lords. He appears as a massive humanoid with three heads, one of a man, one of a dragon, and one of a toad. The toad head breaths poison while the dragon head breaths ice, and the head of man likewise breaths molten hellfire. Embodies the deadly sin of pride and is said to be the demonic form of the fallen angel Lucifer himself, also known as "The Satan" translated as "The Adversary," the dark lord and opposite of God. Was once worshiped widely in ancient mesopotamia, but has fallen out of popularity in modern times only worshiped by the most obscure occultic sects. Even Satanists don't worship him anymore.
"Beware Bael, lord of dark. His hatred against the rightous is unending, and he will stop at nothing to plunge all life into boundless chaos, anarchy, and sin."
Bael by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022
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Monique van Bael 

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.
Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael

Hakos Baelz 

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person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes
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baelemma 

When you have more than one bae on the go and can't decide who to make wifey
I'm so into tube bae but also GT bae, I'm finding my self in an absolute baelemma
baelemma by SwaggaDonSmith March 15, 2018
THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY
Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY
When in a game, the melee class/build(s) are considerably more powerful than the other options
Try building into swords, melee is baelee
Baelee by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018
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