Badonions

When something smells like booty, dick, and onions.

This room smells like badonions.

Badonions by Dijon ricardo July 17, 2023

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bonions

Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.

Bonions needs to shower.

bonions by Ninyete February 25, 2008

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banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

banonion by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

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Balonious

A purposeful lie about a false statement. A combination of bologna and erroneous. A fabricated error.

It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"

"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."

Balonious by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009