banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

banonion by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

bannion 

Similar to bannination, the term bannion refers to the person who is banned for not following forum rules

"For spamming and wasting our time with useless threads, this Bannion is outta here!"

bannion by Justin KSC August 1, 2008

bananionic 

A series of 4 altered ionian scales in music theory. They are as follows. ( C concert as root note)
Jazz name numbers letters
Ionian flat 2 = 1 b2 3 4 5 6 7 = c Db e f g a b
ionian raise 2 = 1 #2 3 4 5 6 7 = c D# e f g a b

Ionian flat 5 = 1 2 3 4 b5 6 7 = c d e f Gb a b

Ionian raise 6 = 1 2 3 4 5 #6 7 = c d e f g A# b

The first bananionic scale sounds much stranger than the other three.

bananionic by fuckjazz January 28, 2015

Badonions

When something smells like booty, dick, and onions.

This room smells like badonions.

Badonions by Dijon ricardo July 17, 2023