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Bad Dragon 

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.
I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.
Bad Dragon by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Bad-dragon 

An adult toy company based in Phoenix, Arizona, that specializes in making fantasy sex toys. Very popular in the furry community. Very well-known as the main (if not only) company that makes dragon dildos, Bad-Dragon has plenty of other toys to offer, with a wide range of penetrative toys that include the genitalia of various creatures (Gryphons, werewolves, horses, and fusions like a wolfdragon) as well as fleshlights shaped for similar creatures, such as horses, dragonesses, deer, and more. They also make more unique toys, such as sheathes and they make packers for transgender clients who just want a dragon dick.

The company also sells accessories, such as lubricant that looks very similar to semen, condoms, and accessories with the brand's name. To further add to the company's uniqueness, one feature that can be included on penetrative toys is a tube to put cum lube into, as to mimic the sensation of someone cumming inside.

The brand does pride themselves on quality, and do sell slightly damaged toys at a discount in the "flops" section of their adoption page. A custom order can take up to six weeks to manufacture and deliver, but many clients claim it's well-worth the wait. It is suggested to start small with bad-dragon toys, as often times their small size is any other company's large.
I never thought I would be ordering a dragon's tongue dildo from Bad-Dragon, but here we are.

Bad-Dragon doesn't just sell dragon dildos! They have plenty of other toys for a vide variety of people!
Bad-dragon by JasTheSeaBass August 6, 2016

Bad-dragon 

A company that sells adult sex toys that are "modeled" off of dragon genitalia. It appeals to people who wish they could have sex with dragons. They also sell other animal genitals too such as a horse dick, a dolphin dick, a dog dick, an orca dick, a wallaby dick exc. They even have tentacles.

Some dildos come with special tubes that shoot "Dragon Cum" lube out of the end. They only have one product for the heterosexual male called the "anthro-dragoness". The anthro-dragoness is a masturbator shaped like a dragon pussy.

Bad-dragon's website is www.bad-dragon.com.
I just ordered more Dragon Cum from Bad-dragon.
Bad-dragon by The rogue smiler July 13, 2010

bad dragon of chaos 

v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum

n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.
I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.
bad dragon of chaos by Alden's Locke September 8, 2021

Baldragon Academy

Quite possibly the worst school in Dundee. Actually in Scotland....no wait in Britain! No change that to ever in existence.
I use the term School VERY loosley here.
aBy definition school is generally where you learn things...
Baldragon on the other hand is a building where you go on a daily basis to be treated to overwhelming doses of Meglomania and Inequality
the staff are a bunch of complete assholes
This school sucks! It's just like Baldragon Academy!

Baldragon Academy

Baldragon Academy (aka Balshaggin...not the smartest nickname anyone's ever made...) is the second worst school in Dundee.
1. I'd rather go to Baldragon Academy, at least they shoot their neds.

2. Baldragon is way better than *insert crappy school here*
Baldragon Academy by Nog A Radlab December 15, 2008
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