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BaconXD by baconroblox November 20, 2023
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Bacondog
God.
Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.
It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.
Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.
It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.
Bacondog by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014
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BaconXD • baconed • bacondom • Bacondread • Bacondirt • Bacondog • Bacondolence • Turkey-Baconed • Kevin Baconed • bacon dick
Bacondirt
When something is gone over & over again. Repeatedly, belaboringly, needlessly. With a hugely smartass undertone.
Can also mean: Shut it. Zip it. Enough already. Finis.
Can also conveniently mean:
Bullshit!
Can also mean: Shut it. Zip it. Enough already. Finis.
Can also conveniently mean:
Bullshit!
Shirley? Don't you think you've just about beat this isssue with your severe lack of confidence into the bacondirt? Get a grip for the love of god.
Bacondirt by aMelunknowntoyooboo February 14, 2009
Bacondread
White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.
Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
Bacondread by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005
baconed
Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?
Turkey-Baconed
1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".
Turkey-Baconed by John Q Law January 23, 2009
baconed
Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.
Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"
baconed by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009
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