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street bacon 

Due to the crappy dollar, politicians are now using whatever they can as bribes for votes. Since then, we've seen an explosion of street bacon in certain urban areas.
Hillary Clinton needed PA votes so she sent her peeps to Philly to hand out street bacon for support.
street bacon by Gbauer April 30, 2008

bacon stretcher 

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.
"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

Baton Rouge street sweeper 

An Baton Rouge street sweeper is the neighborhood "girlfriend" or prostitute who strives to keep her territory clean during "business hours". She dose so by sweeping and picking up garbage in the area.
Hey your girl is waiting out there for you...
Naa thats just the baton rouge street sweeper cleaning up the side walk

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008