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Backshift 

When your friend uses this an an excuse not to turn up to an event
Hey Sean....me and some of the chaps are going to watch the footy later and have a few beers, you coming?

Sorry guys....I'm on the backshift
Backshift by Troymck June 22, 2024

Backshift Forklift Operator 

Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.
SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.

Bankshafting 

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft
Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.
Bankshafting by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

Trey Cappalot’s Backshot 

This is the Backshot of the stereotypical skinny black guy trey cappalot who’s Backshot is impossible to handle.
Nobody can handle that skinny nigga Trey Cappalot’s Backshot!

backshot 

To perform a backshot, you gotta screw somebody from behind, bareback. either hole will do. Now, when you pull out instead of blowin it internal-like, and jizz on her back, THAT'S a backshot.

A good one will hit her hair, a great one will hit the far wall.
Watch any generic white people porn, and I'm sure you'll get a great example in no time.
backshot by Zemek1s July 5, 2005

Backshot 

When the female sinks in or arches her back while on her knees and hands on the floor. The male proceeds to enter her vagina while she's in that position. It is recommend that the females throw their ass back while in that position and the male grabs her hair and slaps her ass a few times while saying dominant words.
My back is messed up from that wicked backshot last night.
Backshot by Jamaicandothis July 4, 2017