Bankshafting 

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft

Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.

Bankshafting by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

wankshafting

verb: to wank one's shaft or alternatively to shaft one's wank depending largely upon gender.

'If you wankshaft it I'm sure it'll start working again and then we can go and play football.'

wankshafting by Cigar boy May 27, 2004