Bachian

In reference to an object that is comically oversized (i.e. King Bach)

“Though his friend said that he could only have one spoonful of ice cream, he revealed a spoon of Bachian proportions to get more than his friend had intended.”

by itsethanjf April 27, 2023

marcus bachmann

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

by youngbono December 29, 2013

bachini

A word to describe a person if they are being worse than a cunt. derived from the latin bachinios maximos

Dan: "HAHAHA I am the monopoly master!!!"
Zach: "no you're a tit!"
Morgan: "no hes a twat!"
Michael: "no hes a cunt"
Craig: "no hes a BACHINI!!!"

by ZiggyP March 23, 2010

Amitabh Bachan

The most badass indian actor, basically the Morgan Freeman of bollywood.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that new Amitabh Bachan movie?

Dude 2:Who hasn't?

Dude 1: I saw it and had to master-bate to his voice, because it gave me an erection.

by Punjabijattttt November 5, 2013

Bachan

Slang for grandmother, derived from the Japanese word "obaasan"

When I go back home, my bachan is going to cook all sorts of good food!

by Mariye January 8, 2009

Bachint

The perfect individual. Equipped with gun-like biceps-piercing eyes, he is not one to underestimate. His unmatched perspicacity coupled with his sheer indefatigability makes him a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. He is dangerously good at everything

random 1 - OMG he is a bachint
random 2 - yes, he is the best

by kanyewest1over March 5, 2023

marty bachman

Owner of a "hebrewtal" company.

"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"

by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019