Maximos

This guy is literally a god, he has a huuuuuge penis. All of his friends are gay as fuck but he manages to cheer them up with his amazing sense of humour.

Tom: Hey dude what do u think about Maximos?
Tejas: Dude his penis is massive.
Tom: Hell yeah

by DefinitionOfABigDick March 29, 2019

Maximos

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Maximos kserogo

by pragmatikaisteoloiapaisioi November 20, 2021

Maximos

Maximos is that gay friend. When he laughs so much he starts to cry and turn really red. He watches some anime but not much. He has a cool big sister who can turn you into a frog with a snap. He has boring hair and wears contacts. He has the mindset of an 8 year old and will kick your shins. He likes to cover his pants in mud. He is a MInecraft noob though.

Person 1: Is that Maxi?
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS

by shinytoes6969 April 5, 2020

Maximos

A type of guy who likes to get crazy, especially with animals such as dogs

Wow, look at the way he's looking at that dog. He's definitely a Maximos.

by paidogamiwlis November 20, 2021

Maximos

Just a pro gamer that has the ability to make you h0rney just by looking at you

Maximos

by Shy bro November 21, 2021

bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Wanda Maximoff

Also known as Scarlet Witch, Wanda Maximoff was added to the Avengers in the second Avengers movie, Age of Ultron. She is a total BAMF and is probably one of the most powerful superheros in the MCU. Canonically romantically involved with Vision.

Wanda Maximoff totally kicked butt in Infinity war! It’s too bad that...

by HyperMadsox June 8, 2018