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Babys arm 

Slang for a huge penis. Sometimes used in conjunction with various fruit to add to the size implied, most commonly apple or plum. Ex 1- His penis was so big it looked like a babys arm holding a plum (or apple).
That guys penis was so big it looked like a Babys arm holding an apple.
Babys arm by babysarmwithapple August 4, 2009
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baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

baby arm 

An extraordinarily large penis
"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"
baby arm by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"
Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!
baby's arm holding an apple by M February 4, 2005

baby's arm holding an apple

A large penis.

The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.
baby's arm holding an apple by edgarde September 21, 2008

baby arm 

This phrase, recently popularized by the "Lee Corso has a baby arm" sign seen at the 2006 Texas/Ohio State football game broadcast, originated on the Ticket, 1310 AM in Dallas, TX. A weekend morning show called The Rant, hosted by Gordon Keith proposed a hypothetical after a long discussion about Grady Stiles (the man with "lobster claw" hands that became a sideshow legend). The hypothetical was as such:
Would you rather have a baby arm (an arm that is far underdeveloped on a full size person, which is a common defect), or a lobster claw?
The lobster claw would be on a normal sized arm, so it's a normal arm with the claw or a mutant mini baby sized arm on a regular sized person.
Baby arm has become a generic phrase used by the staff of the Ticket as well as the listeners. It is mostly a greeting, and has been championed most in recent times by BAD Radio (a show on the Ticket), although all hosts might spit it out here or there. Dan McDowell, co-host of the BAD Radio show actually wrote a song about baby arm and performed it at the Ticket's yearly convention called Ticketstock. It was set to the tune of Candyman.
In recent times, the phrase "baby arm" has been surpassed in popularity by the phrase, "have good and get give", which is a shortened version of "have good and get give on a get give Sunday with three times the catfish face fry", which was something callers Luke and Josh used to utter when they phoned the afforementioned "Rant" radio program. Basically, the phrase is nonsense and part of a larger game known as bandsaw, the definition of which can be found on this very site.
"Hey-what's up!?"
"baby arm!"
"would you rather have a baby arm or a lobster claw?"
baby arm by Guysports September 14, 2006

baby's arm

San Diego slang for a large, flaccid penis. Derived from the similarity in size and curvature to an infant's arm. Also called "baby's arm holding a pear".
"When she unzipped my jeans, I showed her the baby's arm."
baby's arm by Brick September 14, 2003
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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