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baby sit 

During the act of smoking, drinking, or something that involves sharing or passing around, the act of one person holding onto the item without passing. Usually happens to people new to weed or who haven't smoked in a long time and start rambling or are just greedy or naive.
Dude 1: Hey man, great story and all, but you babysittin' over there.

Dude 2: Oh my bad, I'm rambling, you know I haven't burned in a minute.

Dude 1: LOL. I know. But pass that shit mayne and don't baby sit!
baby sit by djluminus89 April 27, 2009
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Baby sit 

YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH YOU SAT ON A BABY. THAT WAS A Baby sit
Baby sit by Local Kid November 1, 2008

Baby Sitter 

Designated non tripper who makes sure nothing bad happens to friends while using LSD.
Stan will baby sit with us when we trip.
Baby Sitter by Gruver December 30, 2003

overnight baby sitter 

a woman who is a stripper but doesnt want her friends or famliy to know she is so she tells them shes an over night baby sitter
so what does your daughter do for a living again? oh shes an "overnight baby sitter"

Baby Sitter 

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

baby sitting 

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.
Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!
baby sitting by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008

you aint my baby sitter 

when someone is bossing you around
hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!
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