Baby shart

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

by UltimateDoge May 9, 2021

shart baby

When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby

My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.

by boobs mcgee 69 August 25, 2008

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

babyshark

A kids nursery rhyme that has taken over the universe.

Tom: Have you heard of babyshark?
Town: Yeah, Its annoying my son watches it.

by Town#0001 on Discord December 14, 2018

Babyshark

The best thing you could ever invest your money in

Dave: hey man, did you buy babyshark yet?

Paul: Hell yeah, that shit went to the moon!

by 25shmeckles June 4, 2021

babyshart

A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.

Bob: “hey guys i really gotta go”

20 minutes later….

Jeff:” why back so soon Bob?”

Bob:” it was a babyshart”

by jill harrison December 14, 2021