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Baby steps 

To make progress on something in small increments. From the movie "What About Bob?"
Bob: I can't do that. It's too big!
Dr. Leo: Baby steps Bob. Baby steps.
Baby steps by Topher67 March 7, 2009
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Baby Steps 

When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps
Baby Steps by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019

Alabama Baby Steps 

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.
Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

baby step 

a very short distance. a small amount of growth. a midget's throw. as made famous by Dr. Leo Marvin's therapy in "What About Bob."
Bob Wiley: Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.

or

Bob Wiley: ...baby step onto the elevator... baby step into the elevator... I'm *in* the elevator.

doors close

Bob Wiley: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
baby step by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

Missouri baby step 

In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.
Josh: "Dude! I just got done with my first date with Julia!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"
Missouri baby step by Custhburgh November 1, 2008

step baby mama

The mother of your child's half sibling

Same dad different mums
just chilling with my step baby mama talk tash about our baay daddy
step baby mama by Colourfulchalkk August 23, 2020
When someone takes steps much shorter than the full stride of a normal human being.
Ray's pants were falling down so he had to perform babysteps to keep them up temporarily.
Babysteps by Jtoll October 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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