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Baby Corn 

A baby corn is a dick that is so tiny, that it resembles what looks like a baby corn.
It is often used as an insult to people that have had their pictures exposed and in those pictures, their dick is miniscule.
OMG! Did you hear about Alexander Rowland's dick pics being exposed?
Totes, I saw it myself. It looks like a baby corn
Baby Corn by Johnny Myers Anderson February 3, 2015
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baby corn 

a term used to describe a micro dick
Kolb's got a baby corn
baby corn by Eric Kolb January 12, 2008

Baby Corn 

A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
Baby corn was blathering on again about how he was bagging some hotties last night.
Baby Corn by ChodeBucket June 5, 2018

Baby Corn 

A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
Baby corn was blathering on again about how he was bagging some hotties last night.
Baby Corn by ChodeBucket June 5, 2018

Baby Corn Theory 

Any thing like or relating to the idea that if one gets baby corn on their mongolian bbq, most of it will roll away and you'll be left with only one piece. So you come up with the solution that you need an extreme amount of baby corn so even though most of it rolls away you will still have enough baby corn. But the person making it assumes you're some kind of freak for baby corn and doesn't let any of it roll away, so you have an extreme amount of baby corn still. (there is nooooooooooo happy medium)
Obvious: why do you have so much babycorn? Baby Corn Theory :/
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory
Baby Corn Theory by Brittany! December 22, 2007

Corn Baby 

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
Corn Baby by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018

Corn Baby 

A racial slur used by any race to insult any other race
White guy: your a f*cking Corn Baby!
Black guy: shut the hell up!

Hispanic guy: ha! Look at the Corn Baby!
Asian: I will kick your a*s if you ever call me that again!
Corn Baby by Crunkyman March 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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