by pretty_p April 12, 2009
A baby corn is a dick that is so tiny, that it resembles what looks like a baby corn.
It is often used as an insult to people that have had their pictures exposed and in those pictures, their dick is miniscule.
It is often used as an insult to people that have had their pictures exposed and in those pictures, their dick is miniscule.
OMG! Did you hear about Alexander Rowland's dick pics being exposed?
Totes, I saw it myself. It looks like a baby corn
Totes, I saw it myself. It looks like a baby corn
by Johnny Myers Anderson February 3, 2015
A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
by ChodeBucket May 14, 2018
A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
by ChodeBucket May 14, 2018
a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 February 12, 2012
by Eric Kolb January 3, 2008
Any thing like or relating to the idea that if one gets baby corn on their mongolian bbq, most of it will roll away and you'll be left with only one piece. So you come up with the solution that you need an extreme amount of baby corn so even though most of it rolls away you will still have enough baby corn. But the person making it assumes you're some kind of freak for baby corn and doesn't let any of it roll away, so you have an extreme amount of baby corn still. (there is nooooooooooo happy medium)
Obvious: why do you have so much babycorn? Baby Corn Theory :/
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory
by Brittany! November 21, 2007