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A boner that is of non-sufficient size to most women. It cannot be bigger than 2" hard, hence why it is called a 'Baby B' which is short for a Baby Boner. Sometimes called a stealth or ninja boner as well since most girls cannot feel it...
When your pants hit the floor, the woman starts pointing and laughing at your Baby B. She will then tell you she has absolutely no intentions of sleeping with you and that she's actually having a family emergency and has to leave. Women will ask if it's in yet and you have already finished unleashing your shortage of dead babies onto her toes.
Baby B by Richard from the Gym June 22, 2009
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the baby brother of the two brothers in your fraternity. he has tendencies to act quite strange. Being a Baby B does have some redeeming qualities, he happens to be a complete stud, and usually a tank when drinking is involved. However, extreme caution is advised due to the fact that once the baby B has crossed the point of no return whilst drinking he will face heavy hurling consequences....
Have you seen Baby B in there? That boy is grinding it up on the dance floor?
Baby B by confederate{OX}sumbitch December 31, 2010

Baby-B-Gone 

Abortion pill. For when you absolutely, positively have to get it out as quickly as possible.
Seen in South Park.
Judy: Britney should have used Baby-B-Gone after getting pregnant.
Billy-Sue: Yeah, those kids would have been much better off.
Pam: I used it yesterday and it flushed that sucker out in no time!
Baby-B-Gone by Dennie Hebels May 4, 2008

Plan B Baby

The intentional sabotage of a condom by a woman in order to get pregnant. Often considered a last ditch effort to bag the man.
He wouldn't give her a wedding ring, but instead he gave her a plan b baby. Now there is a shotgun wedding in the making
Plan B Baby by FancyMotherFucker November 15, 2009

baby strokes [b-strokes] 

some who have sex that well
mr metts got baby strokes b-strokes

B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch) 

An ex girlfriend who always has to stay on your head about something even though you've never had a child with her.
"Why do you always have to be rude to me your such a B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)"

B**** made man baby 

The cheating type man that is basically in another woman's pocket but is also an adult baby man
When she got home from work I noticed that his girlfriend had been in the house all she could think to herself was b**** made man baby.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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