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Babbitted 

When you die for a stupid fuckincause.
“Your great great grandad was a Confederate captain
“Jesus, I hope he was Babbitted.”
Babbitted by Fergman January 9, 2021
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Bobbittize 

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
Bobbittize by Juke Boxx Hero November 3, 2011

Babbitted 

When you die for something really fuckin’ stupid.
“How did the Confederates lose the Civil War mum?”
“They got Babbitted son.”
Babbitted by Fergman January 9, 2021

Bobbittize 

When a woman bites off a man's penis.
Lorena Bobbittized her husband!
Bobbittize by Troubleshøøter January 14, 2021

barbietized 

To live everyday being the best Barbie you can be
Omg Radayja lives life to the fullest being a Barbie, it’s like she has been barbietized!
barbietized by Barbiegirlworldd March 15, 2024

Babbitted 

Babbitted (verb): To suffer severe and avoidable consequences often due to lack of empathy or foresight and/or ignoring all warnings of an inevitable detrimental consequence
"He got babbitted by denying healthcare to millions of people"

"He babbitted himself by refusing to evacuate during the hurricane warning." . "She babbitted herself by trying to charge an armed officer because she was the fascist convinced her the election was stolen by a neoliberal"
Babbitted by Praximusprime December 4, 2024