Babaching 

A babe, a jolly good person or a mate.

Ryan: Heya Ayesha darling.
Ayesha: Hey babaching, How are you?

Babaching by HeartRAA December 15, 2009

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.

Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

Badaching Badachang by BadaChinger July 30, 2011

Babchin 

the sideburns that grow down and connect at the chin

Ew, look at that guy! He used to be so cute until he grew a Babchin.

Babchin by Bingerwoman February 9, 2010

palm beaching 

wearing shoes without socks…

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's

palm beaching by 561Gansta January 26, 2014

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020