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Bi Weekly Job Satisfaction Day - the celebration of getting paid for employment on a bi-weekly basis thereby being satisfied with your job on that day. Could also be applied to any cadence of pay schedule such as daily, weekly, monthly, etc.
Did you get paid today?
Yes - it's BWJSD!
Or as a celebratory greeting: Happy BWJSD!
BWJSD by BGYOW June 24, 2022
Related Words
BWNSD • Bwned • bwnd • BonsDry • Bunsdo • BWJSD • bwn3d • bwsd • bens dick • bens dad
Another variation of owned/pwned, but more specifically to being owned in a sexual manner, posing similarity to the word boned.
Charlemagne: Shit man, look at Bob, he's getting ass-raped by that gorilla! Owned!
Roger: No man, he's getting BWNED!
Bwned by Taibhs Nithrac September 8, 2008
The definition of extreme bad-assness. The greatest person known to mankind. Almost reaches Chuck Norris status, but greatly surpasses that of Cletus.
Oh man, that guy is doing a headspin. He must be named Bunsdo.
Bunsdo by Pinja N1R4T3Z September 29, 2010
bwnd was derived from bwn,
which came from a combo of bone and pwn,
and pwn came from own,
and own was derived from cat.

ok, jk about the last part, i just stole that joke from nigahiga -.- ("word of the day - pwned" from nigahiga on youtube)

and i thought i made it up first... but everyone stole the idea from me!
(or maybe im just a slow thinker)
he doesnt bone as much as he should to me...
but i think i can fix that...
just rent a hotel room for a night and treat him nice,

and he'll be bwnd every time he sees me!

(E is the guy, K is the girl)

E: hey babe, you look sexy! *bwns*
K: hi, whats u...*looks down*
E: ... ... ... i have to tie my shoe...
K: aw, dude, youre BBBBWWWWNNNDDDD!!

(...thats heaven)
...
dedicated to my love(love/sexy stud),

youre pure awesomeness!
i love you, love!! ♥
bwnd by E+K July 27, 2009
To get pwned/owned in a sexual manner, and as a result, pronounced "Boned".
Varying forms include: Bwn, Bwnt, Bwned, and Bwnd.
1337 p14y3r: H3y n00b l3t'5 pl4y mg0 n40 1v1!!!!!1
Me: Kk. I'll bwn you.
1337 p14y3r: 0'r1y!!!!11

*5 minutes later*

Me: You got bwned, b1sh.
1337 p14y3r: QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
Bro look at that chick at the bar that BWSD really bad
bwsd by EvonHuddler May 16, 2014
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