bwnd

bwnd was derived from bwn,
which came from a combo of bone and pwn,
and pwn came from own,
and own was derived from cat.

ok, jk about the last part, i just stole that joke from nigahiga -.- ("word of the day - pwned" from nigahiga on youtube)

and i thought i made it up first... but everyone stole the idea from me!
(or maybe im just a slow thinker)

he doesnt bone as much as he should to me...
but i think i can fix that...
just rent a hotel room for a night and treat him nice,

and he'll be bwnd every time he sees me!

(E is the guy, K is the girl)

E: hey babe, you look sexy! *bwns*
K: hi, whats u...*looks down*
E: ... ... ... i have to tie my shoe...
K: aw, dude, youre BBBBWWWWNNNDDDD!!

(...thats heaven)
...
dedicated to my love(love/sexy stud),

youre pure awesomeness!
i love you, love!! ♥

bwnd by E+K July 27, 2009

Bwnd

Usually used in on-line games. Its the ultimate defeat of another person. It combines the words boned and pwnd. So not only are you pwnd but you are also boned, meaning after you got owned you were raped very hard.

Did you see how I massed archers and rushed that guy. He didn't even have a chance to fight back. I BWND him hard!

Bwnd by Ezkillaoutthehilla April 27, 2010

bwnd

A spin off the word 'pwnd'. Boned in common speak.

omgomgomg u got bwnd

bwnd by Nick C January 14, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012