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Another variation of owned/pwned, but more specifically to being owned in a sexual manner, posing similarity to the word boned.
Charlemagne: Shit man, look at Bob, he's getting ass-raped by that gorilla! Owned!
Roger: No man, he's getting BWNED!
Bwned by Taibhs Nithrac September 8, 2008
Words you can keep
To get pwned/owned in a sexual manner, and as a result, pronounced "Boned".
Varying forms include: Bwn, Bwnt, Bwned, and Bwnd.
1337 p14y3r: H3y n00b l3t'5 pl4y mg0 n40 1v1!!!!!1
Me: Kk. I'll bwn you.
1337 p14y3r: 0'r1y!!!!11

*5 minutes later*

Me: You got bwned, b1sh.
1337 p14y3r: QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
Bwned is another variation on "Owned" or "Pwned". The lower half of the B is often mistaken for an o, as in "owned".
Dood! 1 Bwned h1/\/\ w1t my l337 h4x!!!1ELEVEN!

Translation:

Dude! I owned him with my elite hacks!
Bwned by Paul Tomic October 18, 2004
Being Severely owned in the butt. Usually a big black man named Paul will ass rape you while screaming BWNED BWNED BWNED BWNED.

Bwned is a member of the owned series
yo, look, this man is being BWNED!!!
Bwned by Cliff Daddy February 24, 2005
Being beaten at baseball by the Boston Red Sox.
The Yankees got Bwned in the last ALCS.
Bwned by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005

Benedetti Curse 

Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.
Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”

Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”
Benedetti Curse by Itallianbella November 6, 2018

Benedouche

A male fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

The male counterpart to a Cumberbitch.
Josh: Cumberbatch is amazing!
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.
Benedouche by BenedoucheT-Ray May 27, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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