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BUTTER MY BISCUIT

A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.
SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
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Butter My Biscuit

An expression of excitement used to arouse one's partner for sexual intercourse.
"Well Butter My Biscuit and hand me that there condom."
Butter My Biscuit by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex
Ugh Matt butter my biscuit please

Well butter my biscuit 

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"
*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*
Well butter my biscuit by AliasDayne September 20, 2010

Butter my backside and call me biscuit 

Something white people say when they are suprised by something
Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

butter my back and call me a biscuit 

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.
Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit 

When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit
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