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Brexism
The reaction of the British players, fans and press to the elimination of the UK's football teams from any of the European competition. It is the accusation of the winner of racism to avoid the debates about their pathetic performance and loss
Rangers FC fan : "These farmers and plumbers from the eastern Europe have beaten us . What racist scumbags!"
Normal Scottish lad : "Nah mate, yer club is just deed and played shite! Fek that brexism ! "
Normal Scottish lad : "Nah mate, yer club is just deed and played shite! Fek that brexism ! "
Brexism by Guardian55 April 5, 2021
Benis embarkment bills
1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
Benis embarkment bills by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018
Benish Fountain
Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
Brewis Ginley
The current leader of the nation of Datlof referred to as "Noble Leader" by Datlovians. He is often depicted wearing a pig shaped hat and saluting in Datlovian art and propaganda.
Brewis Ginley is, in fact, just an intoxicated alter ego of Lewis Brindley of the Yogscast.
Brewis Ginley is, in fact, just an intoxicated alter ego of Lewis Brindley of the Yogscast.
"All hail Noble Leader Brewis Ginley! Long may he reign!" (Customary Datlovian salutation of their leader.)
Brewis Ginley by TK0buba October 10, 2016
Zat of Benis
Zat of Benis by Mr.zatofbenis October 26, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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