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boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.
John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*
boyband hair by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009

Boyband Party 

The act of shoving multiple G.I. Joes up ones rectum.
Dan - Where did Chris go?
Brian - He went into the bathroom with like 5 G.I. Joes.
Dan - Bruh...he’s having a boyband party!
Brian - bruh...
Boyband Party by TheBigSaucy December 3, 2018

boy bands 

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
boy bands by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

boy bands 

guys that pretend to like girls, but are actually gay to help their image. Guys in a band that have sex with each other
boy bands by ?? July 10, 2003
A band with more than one male lead singer. Considered 'mainstream' and often bashed by anyone older than 14 and American. Boybands typically have decent music, (although no one will admit it) seriously hott guys, and never play their own instruments. There are bands with all boys, and multiple singers, but these are not boy bands. They actually play their own instruments and usually keep the same drummer.
Some boybands...
Backstreet boys
Nsync

Not boybands...
McFly
Busted
Fall Out Boy
boyband by apathetic1 March 1, 2008

Boyband fetish 

A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:

With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert

People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..


. . . but damn it still hurts!
Boyband fetish by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
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