I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
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guys that pretend to like girls, but are actually gay to help their image. Guys in a band that have sex with each other
boy bands are gay
by ?? July 11, 2003
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a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.
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n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck
by Heather April 22, 2005
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A group of "musicians" who rarely play their own instruments, consisting purely of reasonably attractive males who appeal to girls ages 10-14. This term does not apply to all bands that are comprised solely of males. It is used in reference to a specific genre of music artists who perform for a pre-teen audience in a mainstream pop/rock style.
N'Sync is a "boy band"
by unlikepoets October 14, 2005
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a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people's music while pretending to like girls
Boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!
by Pissed Off Paul March 1, 2004
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A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.
Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
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