BONER'd
Joe: "You have issues, Zanmato... and I like it!"
Zanmato: "You have boner, Zanmato... and I like it! BONER'd!"
Zanmato: "You have boner, Zanmato... and I like it! BONER'd!"
BONER'd by Steaver370 March 23, 2005
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BONER'D THE FUCK UP
BONER'D THE FUCK UP by bloodfrost September 27, 2011
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boner'd up
Stacy mom sat next to me, touched my leg and rather an erection, the intense movements of the hand allowed my dick to "one-up" and that is called a boner'd up
boner'd up by Abbott9493 January 17, 2016
boker'd
Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.
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boner doc
a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds
Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
Boner downer
A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.
Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!
Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.
Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.
Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011
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